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couldn't leave my best girl because who the hell is bucky
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allegiant by veronica roth
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political animals (ep4)

orphan black (current)
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wINTER SOLDIER AND WINTER SOLDIER AND NWPOENGPSNG GEOLWNLOGINWAEGLOW, SNRBHJI;OQ

follow my puddles uwu

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fucking meatball

brenodnurie:

have some composure where is your pasta

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars:

wearyourwormstacheproudly:

my reaction when a show or book ends with a cliffhanger

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That’s an appropriate gif, considering how the season ended. 

sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

"Are you ready for the world to see you as you really are?"

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

alexernst:

so look at you

snapchatting:

"why are you crying" "i’m just so proud of my sims"

lmaoalien:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

 

amy-banner:

Reputedly a scene was filmed where during the final battle Captain America saves an old man trying to protect his grandchildren. He tells him to ‘Get them to cover’ but as he walks away the old man asks him “Cap, is that really you?’. He turns and noting the man’s World War 2 veteran lapel pin trades salutes with him. As Captain America sprints away the children ask their grandfather ‘Do you know him?’ and he replies ‘We all know him’.

W h y would you cut T H A T

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

pussreboots:

potassiumcyanide:

samaelcarver:

wattthefisk:

Amazing cosplays!

Our bad-assed collection of amazing cosplays!

….HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!

Is that first one an Assassins Creed version of Captain Jack Sparrow?????

Holy shit these are awesome

Team Rocket!

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up